Helen of Troy & Gifts

The bare minimum for consideration

Now I don’t want to spoil you all with news from my love life.

  1. A mask. Black. Identical to the one of the bearer of the gift.
  2. A pair of gray and pink gloves.
  3. Three thousand dollars for marriage (this was several dudes from China)
  4. This one is X-rated it happened three times and I’m not going to say what it was because as in case with the first I said no.
  5. Rilke’s Letters to a Young Poet