So Much for Trying to Eat

I didn’t eat a meal yet

Last time I looked on amazon was last night and I felt like a fascist. Whole Foods just isn’t quite the same and shopping on Amazon for sustainable delights seems ideologically unsound. Plus the first thing they did was try and sell me glasses. I remember when I took a supplement carried by Wal Mart that improved my depth perception as well as coordination both in short supply in my jungle.

I just tried again and was required to sign in so I could use my Link card. They won’t let you shop Whole Foods unless you put a…